The Newlywed Game

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Rating	Question	Contestant's Answer	Links
68.2%	"Roses are red, violets are blue, on our wedding night my husband and I..." what?	"Went to bed"	Listen Watch
67.1%	What is the strangest place that you've ever made whoopee in?	In the (censored)	Listen Watch
65.2%	What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game set?	Wife #2 (The worst part is that he was Husband #3...)	Listen Watch
65.1%	What's the one thing you'd hate to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?	"She was a hooker"	Listen Watch
63.7%	What is your husband's favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket?	His meat (He was a butcher... thanks to Mike)	Listen Watch
62.7%	What's the first thing you do before you go to bed?	Urinate	Listen Watch
62.5%	"Most of the electricity in our home flows from the ________ to the ________."	"From the plug to the vibrator."	Listen Watch
62.3%	What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your dishes?	Burnt	Listen
62.2%	How many decades will your husband say his mother has lived?	10 (He got it right!)	Listen Watch
61.8%	What will your husband say is his favorite rodent?	His saxophone	Listen Watch
61.8%	What is the one thing you husband forbids you to put on his wiener?	Ben-Gay	Listen Watch
61.8%	What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot?	Shoes	Listen Watch
61.6%	What is your favorite amphibian?	"My wife"	Listen Watch
61.5%	Who is your husband's favorite anchorman?	Elvis Daniel Boone	Listen Watch
61.5%	Gentlemen, besides popcorn, what is your favorite thing to nibble on at the movies?	"Her boobs"	Listen Watch
61.3%	What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?	Wife: "Oh, gosh, that's a hard one..." (Husband shows the answer card)	Listen
61%	What is the last thing your wife told you that wasn't 100% true?	That she was balancing at the bank when she was actually having a "drinkie-poo"
61%	What Spanish word would you use to describe your wife's chest?	Nada	Listen Watch
60.8%	What product name describes your romantic behavior on your wedding night?	The Jolly Green Giant	Listen Watch
60.7%	"My husband is a closet..."	Queen	Listen Watch
60.6%	In what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured?	Texas	Listen Watch
60.6%	What gripe do you have about your husband's romantic technique?	It's not long enough (No, not that)	Listen
60.1%	What is your husband's favorite thing to masticate?	The dog	Listen
60.1%	What is your favorite crustacean?	"The stuff in your eyes"	Listen Watch
60.1%	What one thing is the city in which you were born best known for?	City hall	Listen
60%	Who is your favorite classical composer?	Elton John Barry Manilow	Listen
59.7%	What is your husband's favorite condiment?	His pool table Karate school (Thanks to Mike)	Listen
59.5%	What is your favorite wind instrument?	Guitar	Listen Watch
59.4%	What word beginning with the first letter of your last name best describes your wife's chest?	Tiny	Listen Watch
59.4%	"My wife acted like a witch the night she..."	Put on a jockstrap	Listen

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