The Newlywed Game




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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars71% "Roses are red, violets are blue, on our wedding night my husband and I..." what?"Went to bed"ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars68.2% What is the strangest place that you've ever made whoopee in?In the (censored)ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars66.7% What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game set?Wife #2
(The worst part is that he was Husband #3...)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars65.6% What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your dishes?BurntListen
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars65% What's the one thing you'd hate to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television?"She was a hooker"ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars64.5% What is your husband's favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket?His meat
(He was a butcher... thanks to Mike)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars64.2% "Most of the electricity in our home flows from the ________ to the ________.""From the plug to the vibrator."ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars63.6% Gentlemen, besides popcorn, what is your favorite thing to nibble on at the movies? "Her boobs"ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars63.5% What will your husband say is his favorite rodent?His saxophoneListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars63.2% How many decades will your husband say his mother has lived?10
(He got it right!)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62.9% What's the first thing you do before you go to bed?UrinateListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62.9% What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?Wife: "Oh, gosh, that's a hard one..."
(Husband shows the answer card)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62% What is the one thing you husband forbids you to put on his wiener?Ben-GayListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62% What is your favorite amphibian?"My wife"ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62% What is your favorite crustacean?"The stuff in your eyes"ListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars62% Who is your husband's favorite anchorman?Elvis
Daniel Boone
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.8% What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot?ShoesListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.8% What Spanish word would you use to describe your wife's chest?NadaListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.6% What is the last thing your wife told you that wasn't 100% true?That she was balancing at the bank when she was actually having a "drinkie-poo"
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.4% "My husband is a closet..."QueenListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.3% What product name describes your romantic behavior on your wedding night?The Jolly Green GiantListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.2% In what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured?TexasListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars61.1% What gripe do you have about your husband's romantic technique?It's not long enough
(No, not that)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.6% What is your favorite pasta?"Flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen..."
(He heard "posture" ... thanks to Mike)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.5% Who is your favorite classical composer?Elton John
Barry Manilow
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.5% What is your favorite wind instrument?GuitarListenWatch
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.2% What is your husband's favorite thing to masticate?The dogListen
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.1% What one thing is the city in which you were born best known for?City hallListen
1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60.1% What is your husband's favorite condiment?His pool table
Karate school
(Thanks to Mike)
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1 out of 5 stars2 out of 5 stars3 out of 5 stars4 out of 5 stars5 out of 5 stars60% What word beginning with the first letter of your last name best describes your wife's chest?TinyListenWatch

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